Thomas Armans

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with the word "I". Student: I is the.... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after the word "I". Always put 'am' after it. Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabets. Teacher — 😯 ---- Thanks for reading. Share this post ‘Joke 10’ with your friends.

Teacher: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in present continuous tense! Student: I walk. Teacher: Wrong! Faster, please. Student: He runs. Teacher — 😲 ----- Thanks for reading. Share this post ‘Joke 9’ with your friends.

 Bablu: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?" Teacher: "Of course not." Bablu: Thank You Sir 😄 Teacher: Why? Bablu: Because I haven't done my homework." ----- Thanks for reading. Share this post ‘Joke 8’with your friends.

Chintu and Pintu were talking when the teacher entered the classroom. Teacher: "Why are you talking now?" Chintu: "We found a note of ten dollar and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." Teacher: "When I was your age I was very good boy and I didn't even know what a lie was." The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher. ----- Thanks for reading. Share this post ‘Joke 7’ with your friends.

Teacher: "Where is your homework?" Student: "I lost it during beating the student who said you aren't the best teacher in school." Teacher: Ok thanks. ----- Thanks for reading. Share this post ‘Joke 6’ with your friends.

 Boy: Isn’t the teacher fool! Girl: Well, do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: I’m the teacher's daughter Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No. Boy: I am the teacher's son.  Girl: 😵‍💫 ----- Thanks for reading. Share this post ‘Joke 5’ with your friends.

 Teacher: Kids, what does the hen give you? Student: Eggs. Teacher: Great! And what does a foolish man give you? Student: Homework! Teacher: Shut Up! ----- Thanks for reading. Share this post with your friends.

Teacher : Why does the school stand in this town ? Student : Because, it can't sit down! ----- Thanks for reading. Share this post with your friends.

Teacher : How old are you ? Student : Now I am 2 years old. Teacher : What ? Student : Because I learned to count at 5 years old. Teacher : Shut Up! ----- Thanks for reading. Share this post with your friends.

Teacher : Which is the longest word in English ? Student : Smile!  Teacher : Why ? Student : Because there is a mile after the letter ‘S’ ----- Thanks for reading. Share this post with your friends.

 In my first post in this website I am gonna share the story of my name ‘Thomas Armans’. So, Thomas Armans is not my real name. I made this name inspired by Thomas Alva Edison and this name is also matches with my favourite singer Thomas Anders (from modern talking band). My real name is ‘Arman Haque’. I write my stories and jokes in this website. My contact email address - thomasarmans@gmail.com