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18. Rick’s mother had four children. She named the first Monday. She named the second Tuesday, and she named the third Wednesday. What is the name of the fourth child?

19. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

20. Which is heavier? A pound of feathers or a pound of rocks?

21. A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?

22. I can predict the score of any football game before it begins. How can I do this?

23. Imagine that you are in a boat, in the middle of the sea. Suddenly, you are surrounded by 8 sharks, just waiting to feed on you. How can you sto this?

24. Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?

25. Which travels faster? Hot or Cold?

26. If you do share me, you do not have me. What am I ?

27. What can you hold without ever using your hands?

28. A man walks into a restaurant and the waiter says, “Good day, Admiral.” But, why the waiter said ‘Admiral’ ?

29. I have no voice! I am not a man, but I am alive. Who am I ?

30. A man pushes his car to a hotel and tells its owner that he is bankrupt. Why?

31. What words are pronounced differently by merely capitalizing the first letter?

32. Guess the next three letters in the series GTNTL.

33. A boy is a doctor’s son, but the doctor is not the boy’s father. Then who is the doctor?

34. What has a mouth, but cannot eat; moves, but has no legs ?

35. The number 8,549,176,320 is a unique number. What is so special about it?

36. Your parents have six sons. Each son has one sister. How many people are in the family?

37. What is special about these words: job, polish, herb?

38. I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released ! What am I?

39. I can't be bought, but I can be stolen with a glance. I'm worthless to one, but priceless to two. What am I?

40. Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I?

41. No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?

42. How can 8 + 8 = 4?

43. What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?

44. What is harder to catch the faster you run?

45. Option A leads to an inferno. Option B leads to an assassin. Option C leads to a lion that hasn’t eaten in 3 years. Which option do you pick?

46. What fastens two people yet touches only one?

47. What kind of running means walking?

48. What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?

49. Others fill me up and you empty me, if you raise my arm, I work the opposite way. What am I?

50. Which three letters can frighten a thief away?

51. First I am dried, then I am wet. The longer I swim, the more taste you get. What am I?

52. I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul. What am I?

53. What can be stolen, mistaken, or altered, yet never leaves you your entire life?

54. Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet you miss me, when I have gone. What am I?

55. Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?

56. I take you by night, by day take you back. None suffer to have me, but do from my lack. What am I?

57. He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?

58. What has no hands but might knock on your door, and if it does you better open up?

59. What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don't want to use it?

60. I can be short and sometimes hot. When displayed, I rarely impress. What am I?

61. What can be driven although it doesn't have wheels, sliced but stays whole?

62. What rocks but does not roll?

63. Why is the letter F like death?

64. You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it. What is it?

65. Michael J. has a short one. Madonna does not use hers. Bill Clinton always uses his. What is it?

66. Find a number less than 100 that is increased by one-fifth of its value when its digits are reversed.

67. What letter comes next in the following sequence? D R M F S L T_

68. I come in different shapes and sizes. Parts of me are curved, other parts are straight. What am I ?

69. I have no legs or ears and I help move the earth. What am I?

70. A sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?

71. What is unusual about the following words: revive, banana, grammar, voodoo, assess, potato, dresser, uneven?

72. Brothers and sisters I have none but this man's father is my father's son. Who is the man?

73. Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. What is it?

74. What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?

75. What can run but not walk?

76. What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?

77. What tastes better than it smells?

78. What goes through cities and fields, but never moves?

79. During which month do people sleep the least?

80. What is made of water but if you put it into water it will die?

81. Which creature walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?

82. What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?

83. Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?

84. How far can a squirrel run into the woods?

85. Which word logically comes next in this sequence? Spots, tops, pots, opts…

86. Which tire doesn’t move when a car turns right?

87. What do an island and the letter “t” have in common?

88. On which side of a chicken are there more feathers?

89. How can a man who shaves several times a day still sport a long beard?

90. What coat goes on wet?

91. A rancher had 500 cows and took one shot that got them all. How did he do it?

92. What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?

93. What can you keep after giving to someone?

94. A man born in 2000, but in 2022 he is 5 ! How is it possible?

95. I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

96. Where does today come before yesterday?

97. What can’t be put in a saucepan?

98. What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?

99. What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

100. What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?

101 - 151. Brother Sister Comedy

152 - 202. Family Comedy

203 - 253. Crazy Entertainment

254 - 304. Fun With Influencers

305 - 355. Shopkeeper And Buyer

356 - 406. Head Master With Students

407 - 457. Two Crazy Friends

458 - 508. A Funny Kid

509 - 559. Crazy Children

560 - 610. Funny Teacher & Students

611 - 651. Little Comics

652 - 702. Fantasy Comedy

703 - 753. Funny Adventures

754 - 804. Detective Jokes

805 - 905. Lovely Entertainment

906 - 956. Thrilling Comics

957 - 1007. Short Jokes

1008. What is cut on a table, but is never eaten?

1009. What kind of band doesn’t play music?

1010. What building has the most stories?

1011. It stalks the countryside with ears that can’t hear. What is it?

1012. If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?

1013. What would you find in the middle of Toronto?

1014. What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?

1015. What is always coming but never arrives?

1016. What gets wetter the more it dries?

1017. What goes up but never ever comes down?

1018. What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?

1019. I start out tall, but the longer I stand, the shorter I grow. What am I?

1020. How many seconds are there in a year?

1021. What has a head, a tail, but does not have a body?

1022. How far can a squirrel run into the woods?

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