Joke 11 ft. Modern Talking

Teacher: ‘Modern Talking’ is my favourite band. Billions of people listened their songs on YouTube & About 150 Million Records have sold by them. So, There are very few countries where no citizen has heard their songs.

Student: Sir ‘Modern Talking’ is the best selling German Artist & the best selling Pop Duo in the world! Their First Single ‘You're My Heart You're My Soul’ reached top in 81 countries. People still come to Modern Talking's concerts.

Teacher: What is the past tense of the word ‘Come’ ??

Student: I don't know.

Teacher: So, Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am an honest man," which tense is it?

Student: Obviously it is the past tense.

Teacher: Shut Up!